THE PRO VERSION MONEY EPISODE

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Sean and Hayes have a little fun with teaching all their rich fans how to make even more money.

Episode Synopsis
The new version of the theme song sounds expensive. In the intro, Sean is with Sandy Meisner and Stanislavski and Jason Ritter, and they're all doing monologues to see who can be the first one to make everyone cry.

The Boys have no business to do, because the Pro Version is just for talking and hanging out, and is for their rich friends only, and listeners of the regular show wear a barrel and suspenders and have flies around them.

Money should put in work. What should people with money do with their money? What is a safe place for money?

Sean asks how long has this been; this may be the first time it is asked? This episode is earlier than the How Long Has It Been theme song.

Sean has to back out of a parking space, and there is beeping. (Now how long has it been?) The Boys promote the upcoming Chicago show, and the new T-shirts, and they play the new theme song again.

Quotes
Hayes: Filling the bathtub up with too much water by accident is technically a monologue.

Sean: The bank dogs are so filthy and disgusting, and so grimy and sleazy and greasy, and covered in muck and grime, and sticky to the touch, that you don't want them to have your money.

Sean: I think that most of these corporate drones who sleepwalk their way through life, from fricking screen to screen, and then look up and see that stuff, they go, "Oops, there's frickin' metal and porcelain here," and they don't even take a moment to return to their childlike state of wonder and say, "Does this look like something else? Oh my God, it's an old man's mouth!

Chef Kevin: "Hey guys, Chef Kevin here. I got it. It took me a second though. Money get, money gets it and money gives it. It's very complicated. I'm following along."

Sean: So, how long has this been?

Chef Kevin: Uh, 23 minutes.

Sean and Hayes: WHAT?!

Hayes: You're lying! We did the whole beginning part? That's your phone!

Chef Kevin: I started a timer on my phone.

Sean: After the entire beginning part?

Hayes: We did so many different things! That's impossible!

Sean: Do the guests talk more than I remember?