SPONSORED SHOW ONLY FOR TOM AND JOAN

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Sean and Hayes have sold this episode of the show to a wealthy couple who are NOT Hayes's parents but actually strangers from Kansas City.

Episode Synopsis
Hayes and Sam Eagle are backstage, getting ready to start the show. Jim (Henson) brings out a new guy, a Jewish dog, who is not exactly like Rowlf, but pretty close. The eyebrows are different, they're pencil-thin.

Last night, Brett was at Kevin's house, it was raining, Brett's face was pressed up against the glass. He was soaked to the bone; he was holding a bone. I'm gonna smash the glass unless you let me in. Later he shook off the water like Beethoven at a fancy party.

The Boys are now selling individual episodes of the show to their wealthiest listeners. Tom and Joan have bought this episode for a million dollars to help Joan break into Hollywood. They are from Kansas City where they sell cooling towers. It's a meat business; they cool the meat.

Joan does the Meatless Shuffle. Brett is hoping to be bought by an older couple. Bosch is very private.

The Stinky Bone Challenge.

Joan might adopt "Brian" so Hayes calls Chef Kevin into the studio and introduces him to Tom and Joan as "Chef Brian."

Sean introduces the new segment "How Long Has This Been," and says they are looking for a theme song. Joan takes her shoes off. Sean reads an ad for the Kansas City Meat Company Cooling Towers.

Quotes
Hayes: Kermit the frog here.

Sean: Kermit the frog here.

(Joan dances)

Hayes: Wow, that looked so painful.

Sean: Yeah, that looked like it really has to hurt your knees and your head.

Hayes: Wow. Really very emotional dance to watch.

Sean: Very impressive. Yes, it was emotional.

Hayes: Very scary.

Sean: Yeah. Yeah, I liked how terrified I was. I liked that I didn't want it to be happening.

Hayes: Yeah, that was a huge part of it for me too.

Joan: I like the way his bones move when he dances.

Hayes: I have a little bit of a stinky bone here, is there anything that the other good boys could do with the stinky bone? I guess they could take a big smell of it.

Sean: Yeah i guess to see who can get the biggest whiff of the stinky bone could determine who would be the best son. I mean, that's gonna help for the meat tower.

Hayes: What time are we in the show, Brett?

Brett: Uhh... um... one second...

Chef Kevin: I warned you they would ask that.

Hayes: One second!? It feels like we've been doing it for so long! We've been doing it for one second!?