THE KIDS SHOW

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The Boys change the show so little kids can enjoy it now, too.

Episode Synopsis
Sean and January run a Duane Reede together and have to go through the inventory when they close, and Sean is only sick of repeating himself to customers that the store is closed.

Welcome to Hollywood Baby Show, an in-diapers guide to wiping butts and dropping doodies in the brown diaper-lined back hallways of this industry we call number twos.

This is a special episode, designed to introduce babies and little kids to the show, hosted by Tick-Tock the Penguin and Pickles the Polar Bear. They are babies, doing the podcast mostly while lying on their backs, but also on their tummies at the end. Spike the male dog reads questions submitted by Darryl and other baby listeners, and Mack the Truck takes Tick-Tock and Pickles for a ride.

Quotes
Hayes: Uh, Jones?

Sean: Scottish people aren’t white. And in a way, I think they’re not even people.

Chef Kevin: Are we getting trolled by babies?

Tick-Tock the Penguin: It seems to me that some of the big people I know, their mouth is operating on sort of this closed loop system, where I assume they are generating saliva, but they’re not using it to smear their entire face or all their clothes - they’re like eating it.

Sean: What we really need is for these kids to be podcast fans, which means we cannot teach them how to make friends. We are trying to create a new generation of podcast fans. If they’ve got friends, why are they listening to podcasts? Especially our podcast, where you can’t talk to any of your friends about it?

Hayes: And they’ll like you less if you try.

Hayes: Engineer Ryan, how is that bird enjoying death?