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Sean and Hayes have a little fun with building things in the home.

Episode Synopsis
Hayes tells a story about when he was with Kat Von D, Cat Stevens and cat food, and they were poisoning all the food at the grocery store, so Hayes could invent his own grocery store.

Hayes and Sean have read a lot of books and are giving away a lot of knowledge, and in this episode they teach you how to build your own toilet. Don’t be distracted by DIY books. How to melt sand for a clear glass toilet (don’t forget to build a scareshark that looks like Sean). Night Hayes is a much more ferocious lovemaker than Daytime Hayes. Chef Kevin begs listeners to buy the apron, and talks about his social life. A couple more How Long Has It Been? theme submissions get played. Tawny drops by. Josh sleeps in a suit on a futon. It turns out that it’s much easier to do a show if you just hang out and talk. Paul also drops by.

Quotes
Hayes: Cat food doesn’t eat anything. Cat food is food.

Sean: It’s food, but for cats, more than people, mostly.

Hayes: Kevin, contribute something, don’t just be audibly enjoying the show.

Sean: So, once they know I have Sphere powers, it’s time to build a float valve and lever.

Sean: The Home Depot employees are being night versions of us! They’re replacing us, okay? So I’m trying to tell you how to build a toilet, but there’s also a lot more information in this episode.