THE COMIC BOOK

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Sean and Hayes have a little fun with their own comic book.

Episode Synopsis
Sean tells a story about the Legends of the Diamond and the haunted horny rapids. Colin stole money from the Boys. “It’s just shillings, mate.”

Everyone is addicted to comic books, so this is the episode where Hayes and Sean create their own comic book. Meanwhile, in the comic, Chef Kevin, Engineer Cody, and Dana have teamed up to murder Engineer Brett. But, the worst news of all is for Brett’s murderers, because Hayes and Sean are on the case, and that spells trouble for anyone who’s on their bad side. The Boys can’t stick around and sign autographs after the big rock show, because they’ve got vengeance to do from the bad crime, and they need to have lunch. Meanwhile, Brett’s dick falls off and falls into Hell to fight the Devil, and Engineer Cody (as a grom) has two opposing origin stories.

How long has it been?

Quotes
Hayes: He did take money out of me baby’s gob...

Hayes: We are addicted to reading comics.

Sean: Yes. I went to my doctor, and he said, “You have to stop reading comics.”

Hayes: But he was reading a comic as he said that, but basically everyone is now.

Sean: Yeah. And I said, “Not a lot of credibility there, doc.”

Hayes: Yes.

Sean: And he said, “Okay, you got me,” and he turned out to be Doctor Strange.

Hayes: And it was, we were reading a comic.

Sean: Mm-hm. And that’s who was saying it, yeah.

Sean: For anyone who thinks it sounds like we just finished a Pro Version, had some extra time left in the studio, thought maybe we could bank one pretty easily, looked at a Kleenex box that had Spider-Man on it, and then went, “Maybe something about comics or something?” That just isn’t how things are done here.

Sean: It would be cool if Brett’s dick has Brett’s face.

Engineer Brett: You guys ever do anything about Ben Affleck’s back tattoo?